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We Bought a Condo!

Hi guys!!  Last time I updated you, I mentioned that CB and I were in the process of purchasing a condo.  We closed successfully on June 21st!!!  YaY!!!  Here’s a brief timeline of how it went down: March: Get preapproved ...

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Proof of Life: 2016 Edition

Hey guys, I’m here.  I’m still alive.  Things have been incredibly busy.  I figured I’d drop you a few brief lines to update you on what the hell I’ve been up to and to let you know that I’m still ...

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Noatmeal for Breakfast: Keto Oatmeal

Bacon and eggs are undoubtedly the quintessential keto breakfast staple, but let’s be real here: sometimes you just get tired of them.  At least, I do.  And you guys know that – that’s why I’ve got recipes on here for ...

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Two Years on Keto

On October 10th, 2013, my husband (referred to on this here blog as “Canadian Bacon”) and I started down a path that would change our lives: we went keto.  As I explained last year, I saw amazing progress pix on ...

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My Experience with a Skyla IUD: 3 Months Post-Insertion

This post is the second in a series about my experiences with a Skyla IUD. You can find the first post, detailing insertion, here; the final post, 18 months out, is here. Hi everyone, and welcome back!  Again, if you ...

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My Experience with a Skyla IUD

Before we get started discussing how I chose a Skyla IUD as my form of birth control, a disclaimer:  If you don’t want to hear anything about my vagina or uterus, please skip this blog post.  Male family members and ...

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Shadow’s PU, part 3

This is the third, and hopefully final update to my cat Shadow’s perineal urethrostomy (feline P.U. surgery).  You can find the first part here, and the update here. First off, thank you, everybody, for your comments and support.  Since this ...

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Shadow’s PU, Updated

It’s been a little over a month, and I need to update my account of Shadow’s perineal urethrostomy (feline P.U. surgery).  Rather than tack on to the first post I made, I decided to go ahead and begin fresh here ...

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Keto Chocolate Chip Cookies

I have a confession to make. I’m a pretty shitty baker. Last night my husband and I decided to have a “real pizza” and the crust blew up to roughly the size of one of those mylar balloons you can ...

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Keeping Keto @ Popeye’s Louisiana Kitchen

I know this post about Popeye’s Louisiana Kitchen, following on the heels of my review of Bojangles’ Famous Chicken and Biscuits, is going to make it sound like I frequent nothing but southern-style chicken establishments.  Totally not true.  But I’d ...

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My experience with a feline perineal urethrostomy (cat pu)

As some of you guys know from my facebook page, my cat Shadow has been having some issues.  He had a UTI that did not get cleared up with a round of antibiotics, and got progressively worse to the point ...

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The Case of the Missing Panties

Pardon me for a moment while we step away from our normal topics of low carb foods and adorable cat pictures.  I have a story to tell – an embarrassing, hilarious story that hearkens back to my days in college. ...

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