WildStar: First Impressions (Or, My Life as a Crazy, Homocidal Chipmunk)

I have so much I want to say about this most excellent game, but I’m under a non-disclosure agreement to keep my lips (mostly) sealed.  I’m unable to provide any screenshots or talk in-depth about gameplay that has not already ...

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The Adventures of Meemaw & Sugarbandit: Blackout Edition

A few weeks ago, we had the perfect reminder of why Canadian Bacon and I now live with Meemaw and Sugarbandit. We were having an ice storm during that whole polar vortex thing, and sometime around midnight the power went ...

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Book Review: The Testing by Joelle Charbonneau

I have got to get better about writing these book reviews.  It’s nearing the end of January, and so far I’ve read 6 new young adult novels that were just excellent.  My favorite thus far has easily been this one ...

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Perfect Oven Baked Steak

I posted this originally last summer, along with a tutorial on roasting potatoes and veggies.  I’ve had a couple of comments saying I should repost this in the reddit keto recipes forum as a steak cooking method… so here it ...

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Bacon Roasted Veggies

Months ago, before Canadian Bacon and I started on our keto journey, I posted a recipe on this site for perfect steak and roasted veggies.  I thought I had reached the pinnacle of delicious roasted vegetables.  Well, folks, I’m here ...

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The Fire of a Thousand Suns (as in, I hate my job with)

I’m sorry to write another post about work so soon after my last one, but I’m sitting here in front of my computer trying to work, and this rant is the only thing that wants to come out.  So I’m ...

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Crazy Callers: Transition Edition

My first customer service job was working for Wal-Mart for 9 months of hell back when I was in college.  I don’t know what was worse – dealing with the customers, or dealing with the management and my co-workers.  Actually, ...

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Coconut-Almond Pancakes

Breakfast: the most important meal of the day.  Or some shit.  I’ll admit, when I first started keto-ing, Canadian Bacon and I ate a pretty typical breakfast every morning: bacon, eggs, and cheese.  But that got old really fast, and ...

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Food & Fitness: December 2013 Recap

Spoiler alert:  December 2013 was not the best month ever.  According to that son of a bitch, the scale, I actually put on 2lbs.  My measurements mostly stayed the same, but they did shrink slightly in a few places, so ...

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2013 Year In Review

This year has been intense.  I didn’t really realize that until I was sitting on the toilet a few minutes ago, thinking what in the hell will I write for a year in review post?  Don’t act grossed out.  If ...

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Simple Salmon Patties

So while I would love nothing better than to eat Cheesecake Fluff for all of my meals, every day, I know that there’s a little more to nutrition than that.  It’s important to eat a variety of foods, and shit ...

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A Working Woman’s Keto Tips & Tricks

Whenever I’ve tried to diet in the past, I’ve always found the plans too difficult to stick to.  I’m very much an all-or-nothing person, so if I messed up I felt ruined and what the hell was another order of ...

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